Confessions of a Nerd Girl

Okay...I don't have thick-rimmed glasses, and I am not an idiot. But I am a nerd girl as all heck. This is me, Btw. This, however, is not me. Or THIS: No, I just want to say, that I know the difference, thank you very much, general blatant internet stereotypes.




Okay, I am so sorry. It's time to get serious.  To all you nerd girls out there I want to help. And by calling you nerd girls, I don't mean it badly. I call myself that, as well as "gamer girl", even though the internet stereotypes those terms.

Confession #1: I like Star Wars better than Star Trek. Come at e trekkies. I have a lightsaber.
#2: This # looks like a # (Hashtag)
#3: I'm trying to be funny.
#4: Jar Jar Binks actually made me laugh three times. 



  
#5: I don't want to talk about me being a gamer girl. I want to talk about games.
#6: And yes, Words With Fiends Counts
#7: But I can beat you in Brawl if I try.
#8: Even though I'm a girl, I don't always play nice.
#9: Most of my friends are nerdy too. One day  we'll rise up and stop this negative stereotyping.
#10: Because I'm smart.
#11: I am good with tech.
#12: But I wish I was better.
#13: When I was 12 and 13 I was madly in love with Luke Skywalker,  especially in Return of the Jedi.
#14: People can say what they will, but I'm as good at Super Mario 64 as most 30-year-old guys.
15: Ok. I'm stopping with the hashtags.
16: Ok, I'll admit it. I absolutely know NOTHING about Dr. Who.
17: So not all nerd girls are into the same stuff.
18: Why did Prim have to die? WHY!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYY!!!

19: Or Fred. WHYYYY!
20: And how did Harry NOT die in Deathly Hallows?
21: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!
22: Nor am I a young boy.
23: Young girl luck.
24: Okay fine, I hate Revenge of the Sith
25: WHY DID HANHAVE TO DIE?WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
26: Rogue One Spoiler everybodydies.
27: Natalie Portman is waaaay overrateed.
28: I like speedruns. If you don't know, look it up.
29: And then there's my current Twitch obsession, darbian. Fastest Mario player in the world.
30: LONG LIVE CHOCOLATE MILK!
31: Blue shells suck.
32: I like games, I'm not trying to get attention.
33: I can't actually ply a musical instrument. That much s true.
34: I'm just like a nerd guy only a girl so it's not any different, folks.
35: I have to buy all my shirts in the guy's section.
36: I know Espanol. Adios!

Face it: Nobody Shot First and No One Should Even Care

You are at the ice cream shoppe. You are the first one there and there's a long line behind you. You get served first, the next person gets served second, and so on. Ok. That's cool. And it makes perfect sense.

Okay. So on a Sunday morning yo are at the same ice cream shoppe and no one else is there. So you get served first and leave. Uh... did you catch that?

Dictionary definition of first:  coming before all others in time or order; earliest; 1st.

Okayyyyyyyyyy.....

So you can't shoot first of the other person doesn't shoot at all. lol the internet is so dum. 

Ok, in all seriousness in the 1977 version of Star Wars Han was the only one to shoot. All of those people who say Han shot first are mistaken. 

In the special edition Greedo shoots first, and in subsequent releases they shoot at the same time. So what? Why should anyone care? 

It doesn't have anything to do with Han's character. Greedo says, "I've been looking forward to this for a long time. And he has a gun. And is about to shoot Han in the old version. So IT'S SELF DEFENSE EITHER WAY. 

Cool beans. I call for the Star Wars fanbase to relax. What an artist what George Lucas sants, George Lucas gets. You do you. Everyone has their own creation and they can do art their way and tinker to no end. Just don't be mean about it. 

A Padawan.