An apology—

Hey guys! I’m sorry I’m not active on here anymore! I’ve dropped speedrunning and a lot of the lumannessense personality. Im blogging regularly at littledreamergalaxy,blogspot.com. Maybe I’ll make more nerdy confessions there  sometime. I’m really sorry guys :). Also I apologize for the darb fanfic not working out. I got busy, and moviesd on from it (he stopped streaming for awhile too). Don’t expect regular fanfics. I’m holing to do a Loki one sometime but I’m super busy. We’ll see :).

Soooooo Sorry :(

Can't make myself write fanfic rn! Darb just improved it again! So no episode this week, sorry! Too Excited!

PREVIEW...

Tomorrow's Episode of "darbian: A Fanfic" will discuss his current Mario record, favorite sports team, and celebrity dates (or not)! 

See ya tomorrow night!

Speedrunning Fanfiction: darbian!

 
DARBIAN~THE BEGINNINGS (https://go.twitch.tv/darbian {Super Mario Bros Speedrunner} fanfic pt. 1)                                                     

The anxious young boy had been a gamer all of his life, but until now, he hadn’t felt like he was any good. He’d always played RPG and platformer games, and having a special fondness for the Super Mario series, he would always amaze his friends in Nintendo games. A 90s kid and a nerd through and through, Brad was not very good at socializing. He was an introvert, and after he got a degree in software engineering from Virginia Tech, he decided to settle down and get a steady job in his native state of Virginia.

One day, Brad was browsing the internet and he saw something about an event, known as AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick). It was a speedrunning marathon for charity, and Brad began to watch. He was amazed at the skill of the players, and he decided he wanted to get into speedrunning himself. He entered a contest with a number of games listed, and he decided to learn a childhood favorite: the all-levels or “warpless” category of the original Super Mario Bros. He started streaming on Twitch, but he was very shy and only did races. He began to get better at the game, but he was still insecure. He decided to take a break from Mario for a while. He started speedrunning bad games like California Raisins, and Wally Bear and the NO! Gang. His stream began to grow, and he was finally making real friends who had similar interests!

Sometime later, Brad was feeling especially tired and anxious. He had had a long day at work, and he went home and looked in his refrigerator. He was very thirsty and he didn’t want any coffee. He found some local chocolate milk in the refrigerator and poured himself a glass. As he drank, he had a strange feeling. He began to feel stronger, more energized. He started up his game of Super Mario Bros and decided to learn the Any% (fastest possible completion) category of the game.

As he kept playing, he began to get better and better. Eventually, after consuming a lot of chocolate milk, Brad, or darbian as he was now known was able to get two 4:57s in the same week! This was insanely good for a young boy! It was close to the world record, which was held by blubbler, and it had beat andrewg’s obsolete 4:58 times.

Ah, andrewg. He was a hero to darbian, and considered “the Mario god” by many speedrunners. He had been unrivaled for many years. He beat the game legitimately, without using any cheat codes (or chocolate milk). For that matter, he was so good, that he could juggle with his hands while playing Mario with his feet! (True story!) His superpower was extremely good hand-eye coordination. His kryptonite: anxiety and mood swings. One day he would be confident, and the next day he would be discouraged. But he pushed through without the sugar.

Darbian continued lowering his time, and in October of 2015, he broke the Super Mario Bros record with a time of 4:57.627. He was able to defy the odds, with a little help from andrewg and chocolate milk. This was the first of many achievements by darbian, the new superhero who fights internet trolls by having amazing legitimate runs, and fights world depression by entertaining the masses! With help from his chocolate milk he is able to do anything! Just don’t get him Chinese food—it makes him sick!

[I hope you all enjoyed it! Most of it was real, and a few parts were made up! I hope to release a new episode every Friday-ish. Anyway, this laid the ground for future episodes. I hope that in the future I can dive into his more recent accomplishments, his ongoing endeavors, his relationships (nonexistent) and even his facial hair status (too beardy)! Enjoy!]

My letter to GDQ

For those of you who don’t know. Games Done Quick is a biannual speedrunning event. I have had issues with some of their desciaions for a while, abs I think the event is getting too big (which is great, cuz it’s all for charity!) but I had some suggestions. Here goes:

PART #

76: Fourscore and seven years ago...
77: Da Da Da Daa Dum Da Da Da Da DAAAAA Da Da Da Da AAAAA DA DA DA DA!!!!
78: So the hashtag means 3.That's part t-h-r-e-e.
79: You hold the shift key to make a 3 into a #.
80: # nerd girl.
82: Can you believe I actually have infinite confessions.
83: NO MAN.
84: Star Trek: Being sexist towards girls since 1966.
85: GYK again.
86: I know it looks disgusting but it just means "Get Your Kicks."
87:    
88: LOL
*(: That means 89.
90: Okay, fine, all-out confession: I have a *cough* little crush on a gamer named darbian. He is a speedrunner (someone who plays video games quickly)and I like his skill and humor. Darbian, if you're out there, PLEASE don't take me seriously. I don't ACTUALLY want to get together aside frome learning how to play SMB. Least romantic game ever cuz all Mario does is stand there or runs quickly. He doesn't care about the girl just the adventure. It;s just like a celeb crush. It's like if I had a crush on Justin Beiber I hope you never see this. 😕😕
91: Ok, the most embarrassing one is out of the way. Might as well confess it now so I don't have to tiptoe around it for the rest of my life.
92: Speaking of romance, I want to stay single.
93: Not to orry, I'm letting my future decide itself, one day at a time.
94:  *Sob* This is getting really personal.
95: Nerd girl is lucky to be a white girl who lives in America.
96: But nerd girl actually has a really hard life.
97: Nerd girl's mom is really sick.
98: She is trying to cope, but it is really hard!
99: Blogiing and videogames are my escapes.
100: And yeah, Blogger, videogames is one word, I don't really care.
101: Nerd girl got depressed.
102: Otters are the cutest thing ever.
103: Ani! My goodness you've grown!
104: Have to throw in a random Jar-Jar quote.
105: 'Cuz he's my favorite.
106:   
107: JUST KIDDING.
108: Mesa gotta hurry!
109:But wait, there's more!!!!
110: Do or do not. There is no try.
111: Lucky lucky lucky!
112: I really do try to be upbeat in my posts and I'm sorry if I got really sad, it's just that I'm just a highschooler hiding behind the nerd girl mask and life is hard. I need to stop confessing,I'll get too personal. I will post some top tens soon!So keep checking back!!

Confessions of a Nerd Girl Part 2

I HAVE MORE:

37: I think I"m on 37? I may have forgotten already. My brain is too busy being nerdy.
38: If I ever get married, they have to like Star Wars episodes 4-6 better than 1-3.
39: I just don't get sexism. Why?
40: I have a picture from the zoo when I was about eleven of me being on a bench with my dad. I have a musing look on my face and I claimed that I was saving space for Harry Potter on the bench, who was supposedly under his invisibility cloak. (I was madly in love with him,too)
41: and yes, the book version not Daniel Radcliffe.
42: I'm terrified of big dogs.
43: I actually like ewoks.
44: Don't worry, Empire is still my favorite.
45: Angsty  teenage who feels outcast from his own people? Jar Jar, I can relate.
46:BUT SHUT THE HECK UP! MESA EARS ARE KILLING ME!!!
47: Let's just say that Natale Portman and Hayden Christensen just don't have any chemistry, to say the least.
48: I don't like sand.
49: It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
50: How redundant.
51: I actually like sand just fine, at the beach though, not the desert.
52: George Lucas, do you even know what a comma is?
53: No, I said comma, not coma. Of course you know what a coma is.
54: 'Cuz Han was in one for a year!
55:YOOOOOOOOOOOO Did anyone ever notice that in that scene, where Han is frozen, he actually alternates between having and not having a vest on?
56: Frozen, HUH? LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!   
57: I don't get those people who liked Anakin.Obi-Wan was WAAAAY cuter.
58: I've never been to the desert.
59:  YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
60: Does anyone else like Yoshi's New Island? Anyone?
61: YOSHI?
62: I have over 40,000 pts. on Pac-Man.
63: And that's nothing on the  guy who has the perfect score.
64: "It's a me, Mario!"
65: Not that I'd sit around and watch three hours of some guy playing Pac-Man.
66: GET YOUR KIIIIIIIICKS!!!!!
67:I tried to put a "Let It Go GIF in here earlier but copyrighted  image. DISNEEEEYYYYY.
68: OMG ZOOTOPIA IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
69: I don't care that i didn't close the quote.
70: *Animated movie
71: Empire is king. 
72: BEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
73 "LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
74: Oh yeah, but I'd totally watch 3 hours of darbian playing Mario.
75:TOTALLY! MWAHAHA